Zero fox given: Cold-pressed soap
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When you're at the end of your rope, let the world know!
A rustic, cold-pressed soap - no two identical shape, though all approximately 4.5 oz. Choose from these amazing scents:
- Apricot: A wonderful fragrance that smells just like freshly ripened apricots.
- Bahama Mama: A tropic scent of coconut, lime and invigorating verbena with a hint of vanilla.
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Grapefruit: this scent smells like fresh grapefruit with a hint of lavender, sage and apple.
- Happy fall y'all: A mix of cinnamon, cardamon and nutmeg.
- Into the Woods: Juicy citrus highlights with woody tones of cedar and oak. This is truly a woodland sensation!
- Sage & citrus: this scent has top notes of mandarin, tangerine, ruby, red grapefruit and lemon rind and base notes of sage leaves.
- Sexy Beast: This masculine scent is a combination of mahogany woods, pepper and musk.
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Walk like an Egyptian: Woody musk scent with an exquisite twist.
About our cold-pressed soaps
Cold-pressed soaps are made with natural ingredients, such as plant oils and butters (shea butter, cocoa butter, mango butter), creating a luxurious foamy lather.
Our soaps are fragranced with essential oils or fragrance oil. The scent intensifies every time you get it wet. All fragrance oils are phthalate-free.
Our soaps are coloured with naturally-occurring mica minerals which are then crushed to a fine powder.
Each batch is cured for six weeks, stamped and wrapped in biodegradable film. Biofilm is formulated to be totally biodegradable.
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Kiss my ass: Cold-pres...
Description Sometimes, you just need to draw a picture of what you want someone to do! A rustic, cold-pressed soap - no two identical shape, though all approximately 4.5 oz....
$8.95 CAD